If you have a witty mind or you are a naughty but creative artist you can take part in this contest for the best parody of the Orange slogan, advertising or logo. Look at www.orange.co.uk for inspiration.

The winner will get dinner for two in an excellent restaurant in Moscow, London or Paris.

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The future's not bright and Orange is a lemon.
Author: Spoon.

"No-range!"
I joined Orange and ended up with a Lemon
Author: Jonathan

The future's dim, the future's not Orange.
The future's blight, the feature of Orange.

"Orange takes the pith!"
Author: Andrew Peel

"Ve haf vays of making you Just Talk"
Author: Andrew Bettcher

"The future is dim and Orange is rotten."
Author: W

"Put a world of trouble in the palm of your hand."
Author: Melanie

"The more you complain the more money we make."
Author: ?

Orange Sour Fruit, please use sweetner.
Author: J.L.G.D.

Orange you glad you terminated?
Author: Bernie

Orange can be sweet as honey, but will cost you time & money.
An Orange a day, and you won't have your say.
Author: Gary S

THERE'S NO WORK IN OUR NETWORK!
Author: Neal

Horrange
Author: Joanne

Found in last year's annual report to shareholders:
We at Orange care about customer service. The worse the customer service, the more we make through an ingenious plan to bilk silly customers out of their money through a PAY CUSTOMER CARE service. In a move that has never been tried in first world countries, we actually plan to make more money from our Customer Care calls than from normal usage of our cell phones. This is also due to the fact that our cell phones don't work very well, so we couldn't make that much money from them anyway.

Adriano